Don’t mess with Riley Mason

With the shocking news that the “Don’t Mess with Texas” slogan began as an anti-litter campaign twenty years ago, I watched with horror as a couple of fans tried to make Neu Wave Hookers star Riley Mason pose with a banana and then not clean it up when they dropped it on the table which held her promotional material.

The odd thing was that she was eating a banana anyway.

The offending fan made motions as if to look for a napkin or something, but ended up walking off, leaving a dollop of banana goo on her table.

Hell is other people, Riley Mason.

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