Charlotte Vale nobly takes on what appears to be an art gallery full of er, docents in the fifth installment of She Is Half My Age, one of the only porn titles that accurately captures what most people think when accessing free porn on the Internet.
(That was artistic license – there is no free porn on the Internet.)
But if you are generous and say the average age of the 15 guys in the room is 29, making their total age 435, and assuming she is about 20, then the age difference really is shocking.
Not so shocking, however, as the near-perfect Exorcist imitation Vale does. If Pazuzu were visiting that art gallery, he would probably say that it is Charlotte Vale who sucks cocks in Hell.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “This girl is half his age“; I meet Charlotte Vale, but don’t come on her face
See also: Brandon Iron
I hadn’t really considered it before, having had other visions of the afterlife, but an art gallery full of mopes naked but for their shoes and gathering around while stroking their inconsistently tumescent johnsons is not at all a bad approximation of Hell. Also – re: the guy on the far right. Is he sitting on the world’s largest buttplug? What’s going on there?