Draft Konnie and the Sardo’s waitresses

The world is full of crime and disappointment. Why must this be so?

Even in the fairytale world of the American Porn Industry, sensitive types like myself are struck again and again with overwhelming disappointment. Nowhere is it greater than at Porn Star Karaoke, where people like Konnie of DVSX (pictured), and the Sardo’s waitresses steadfastly refuse to perform sex scenes on film, despite their nation’s need for it.

“These waitresses. Jesus,” said one casual observer at Sardo’s last night.

“Konnie is kruel,” said another.

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