Nikki Jayne is a British lady (we call them “birds”) who tentatively approached Harmony Films, the group that produces Porn Week, saying she would like to be in porn movies.
In the same way that we are presumed innocent until proven guilty, we answer Yes to any woman who expresses an interest in appearing naked on film, and question our judgment later. So the people of Harmony Films/Porn Week did the right thing by casting Jayne on the spot.
Read more after the gap.
Jayne performed her first filmed Boy/Girl scene in Brno for Porn Week, the event where, for a price, civilians get a chance to experience firsthand the sights and smells of a porn set. I asked Porn Week director Big Bad Dave if it was a fan or a professional with whom Jayne shared her first scene.
“It was an actor and not a civilian who had the pleasure,” he said.
Jayne appears to be 12 feet tall and in this is distinctive, as most porn talent is fairly petite. Among other things, petite women make the dicks of male talent look bigger. An excellent pickup line for lonelyhearts little women, dwarfesses, or midgetrices would be, “I’ll make your cock look huge.”
But tall women in porn are rare.
That said, Ms. Jayne is so spinner, and hopes are high at Harmony Films that she will be “the next Jenna or Tera”. Not since Private’s Priva has a European company had a contract star, and Harmony is planning a whirlwind Porn Valley tour with Jayne next month.
But I think Jayne looks neither like Jenna Jameson nor Tera Patrick. Instead, she reminds me of a delightful combination of Sophie Dee and Puma Swede, with a little Adrianna Nicole thrown in. I would love to visit that lab.
Previously: Porn Week’s Czechs for Cash; I am the world’s greatest porn director
See also: Porn Week
I want to put playing cards in those web panties and see if they make a sound when she walks.
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She looks solid. I hope she doesn’t learn to get skinny all of a sudden.