Ellen Barkin is half my age or: My penis is a chainsaw

To draw your precious attention to the value-added Reviews section of the Gram Ponante Family of Websites, here is a quick digest of movies I’ve watched recently:

• Kelly Madison, in her 40’s, is the best part of Dirty 30’s 8
• The first rule of Fuck Club is, er. I guess it must be to make sure Meatloaf Aday is not in it.



• Valentina Rossi reminds me of Ellen Barkin in She Is Half My Age 8
• Miss Lucifer’s Hell Is Where the Party Is really makes a good argument – along with lack of tithing – to avoid organized religion

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