Elvis Replaces “In the Ghetto” with “In the VIP”

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It’s Halloween, 2011, and Elvis already has an erection. Today, 36 years to the month of his death, Miami women born decades after it will line up to touch the erection of an Elvis impersonator.

I shudder to think if the same thing will happen to Michael Jackson impersonators.

When I watched upwards of a dozen spray-tanned Miami hotties unfolding themselves from a ridiculous Hummer limousine, I expected the worst, but “In the VIP 14” was like a strip club sex party should be.

VIP17You know that when a stretch Hummer shows up on your street that you’re not in for a classy wingding, but this bevy of Halloween revelers, all tarted up for Miami nightlife with one special guy (JMac) dressed like Elvis, really made the scene look fun.

Yes, many were drunk, but they were professionals about it. No throwing up. No screaming. As the clothes came off and lesbo antics abounded across the club, JMac pushed his blue-clad erection this way and that before really laying on the Hound Dog—stacking women atop each other, lifting them up in the air, etc. He looked glad to be there.

And even if dressing like Elvis is only a fantasy for a dwindling part of the population, the fact that this dude was the only rooster in the room made him a lot less likely to be a douche about it AND allowed him to do what he wanted, basically, rather than be directed.

He just went from bee to bee to bee.

As the scene plays out, we wonder what’s in it for these women who stand around watching Elvis jerk off on two of their comrades’ faces. Was the pay OK? Was the night otherwise fun for them, what with their Solo cups and limo ride?

We don’t know, but the lack of sausage party creepiness went a long way toward making “In the VIP” enjoyable.

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