Energy drink drinking nudes

Here are Ryder Skye, Regan Anthony, and Rachel Starr shilling Liquid Ice Energy Drink on KSEXRadio by virtue of being naked near it. Liquid Ice is not a sponsor of this website, simply because there is no safe way to mix it with Jagermeister. “Liquid Ice” employs what rhetoriticians call an oxymoron; it is like saying Solid Gas.

Naturally, if it is a choice between Liquid Ice and Solid Gas in terms of what you want naked girls advertising, I’d pick Liquid Ice every time.

Still, it was tasty on its own. I would probably drink it if I were a truck driver, but my crank recipe is pretty solid.

Notice how when looking from left to right the ladies’ smiles get bigger, culminating in Starr’s megawatt choppers. This does nothing but prove that our Western style of reading is the balls.

“The West is the best” – Jim Morrison.

Previously: Investing in Regan Anthony; Wankus out at KSEX
See also: KSEXRadio, Liquid Ice, Ryder Skye, Tony Batman

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