Kink.com has unveiled its latest website, EverythingButt.com, which each Tuesday and Saturday – you could say they’re anal about it – will feature new stills and video clips concerning Affairs of the Ass.
It always makes me happy and a little wistful when I see pictures of Close Personal Friends having fun, so imagine my delight when I was sent this image of Adrianna Nicole spraying enema water on Trinity Post and Dana DeArmond while Aiden Starr watched.
20 years ago they’d all be toasting marshmellows but today, in place of a campfire, we have Adrianna’s spastic colon.
Administered by a man named Lochai, Everything Butt incorporates “spanking, corporal, caning, anal sex, ass toys, butt plugs, enemas, ass worship, face sitting, and more.”
What do you mean, “more”? I asked.
“My new site glorifies all things ass-related from the kinkiest fetishes imaginable to the most basic level of butt appreciation.”
And I don’t know anything more basic than the butt, so that’s real meat and potatoes porn you’ll be watching. Just bring a towel!
UPDATE: The original version of this post misidentified Trinity Post as Bobbi Starr. To tell the truth, it is impossible to tell who that is getting a wet ass microburst straight in the face, so I just assumed it was Bobbi Starr because I like to imagine all those women living in the same house together, having pillowfights, listening to 45s on their portable record player, and tending to their Gram shrine.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Workplace of the Year; Enter the Adrianaconda; Back to the apocalypse at the San Francisco Fetish Ball
See also: Everything Butt
Enema water. Really.
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quick correction for ya, gram:
trinity post, not bobbi starr … either way, hummina hummina.