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Exclusive: “I liked you when you just did girls”

My current favorite song addresses an issue common to boyfriends of porn performers: the double standard of loving to watch your partner with another woman (and sampling from her free-spirited friends) but being threatened when she suggests opening her passageways to other dudes.

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I liked you when you just did girls
Somehow women don’t seem real
But now you’ve opened up the field
And I don’t know how I should feel

Fogelfoot performs “Girls Only Girls” live on Saturday’s Dr. Susan Block show, shortly after my interview by the good Doctor on her sumptuous bed, as she feeds me figs, spirits, and forbidden meats.

It is Block’s birthday, and the guests on her birthday show will include Misti Dawn, Michael Vegas, Sinn Sage, Destin Gerek, Lucy Blaze, Chad Diamond, Charity Bangs, Domino Presley, Eric John, Vicki Chase, Sasha Sweet, RubberNecro, Lily Cade, Amanda Blow, Ron Jeremy, Coco Velvett, Zoe Holloway, Dr. John Klutke, Barry Fisher, Porn Klown Posse, Master D, Ela Darling, Jane Jett, Michael Phillips, Katie Kinns, Mona Sunoy, Quinn Xtina, DJLeo, and “more Porn Stars, Professors, Artists, Exhibitionists, Singers, Swingers, Friends, Lovers, and Celebrity Spankers!”

Girls-Only Girls won’t leave you all lonesome
Girls-Only Girls throw girls in for free
Girls-Only Girls are fresh, pink, and wholesome
A Girls-Only Girls man, that’s me

I am declaring Fogelfoot to be Porn Valley’s Official Band. After all, Fogelfoot performed at the benefit Belladonna and Kimberly Kane threw for AIM, and you can see how well that turned out. They also provided the theme song to my “Facts of Life XXX” and are the house band for “Sexy Tales And Other Intimate Acts.”

Oh. I am also in the band.

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I hope you will humor my occasional sharing of other things I do for cash and artistic expression, provided they touch upon porn and the erotic arts in some way. For example, I am also the Member of Congress from New York’s Ninth District.

[Photo of Girls-Only Girl Ela Darling by Mark Wilkins from Ela Darling.com]

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Home for Eros Day; Sinn Sage’s late-nite double feature; At loose ends with Ela Darling
See also: Susan Block

6 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Norm Copesurn says:

    Love the song! Thanks for posting it. Did you mean to embed two players though?

  2. Gram the Man says:

    I usually embed two players because not everyone has the attention span you do.

  3. AdamObelisk says:

    Hilarious! Thanks for putting this up. After hearing you play this at Sexy Tales last month I was looking for this song! What can I say? A few rare artists channel the zeitgeist of their age: Glenn Miller in WWII; Elvis in the ’50s; Elliott Smith in 1995 Portland; and now Fogelfoot in today’s Porn Valley. (You may quote me though I will expect appropriate logrolling in the future.)

  4. libby says:

    gram elvis! ah the bravado. i mean, vibrator. shit, i mean vibrato!

  5. Norm Copesurn says:

    Glad this is no longer an exclusive, so I can listen to it at work on headphones without risk of being terminated based on the accompanying image. :-)
    http://www.fogelfoot.com/2011/06/girls-only-girls-an-nsfw-affair/

  6. Gram the Man says:

    Yes. Perhaps iTunes soon, too.

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