“Beyond courage, beyond honor, we find our hearts and minds.”
Thus begins the boxcover copy for New Sensations’ sequel to Hearts & Minds, starring Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn and which looks to be a cross between Blackhawk Down, Coming Home, and Big-Titted Teens.
There is an adult industry term for the type of porno that a guy will get as a ploy to make his partner think he got it by mistake: it is called a couples’ movie. The boxcover copy of H&M2 barely lists sex at all, in the same way John McCain did not mention the nation’s jobless rate in his RNC acceptance speech.
“During the war, a U.S. Marine squad is dispatched into hostile territory to rescue the survivors of a helicopter crash. This is the story of the brave men and women who fight for our freedom and the loved ones they leave behind. No greater sacrifice can be given than to lay down your life for another. Writer/producer Nic Andrews and director Andre Madness bring you an exhilarating action movie packed with pulse-pounding action, intense sex scenes, and heartfelt drama.”
The boxcover goes on:
“To all our military: Thank you for your courage and your sacrifice. Come home safe. Someone who loves you is waiting.”
I can imagine the girlfriend coming home to find her boyfriend in mid-stream, and he says, “But Baby: During the war, a U.S. Marine squad is dispatched into hostile territory to rescue the survivors of a helicopter crash! This is the story of the brave men and women who fight for our freedom and the loved ones they leave behind! No greater sacrifice can be given than to lay down your life for another! Writer/producer Nic Andrews and director Andre Madness bring you an exhilarating action movie packed with pulse-pounding action! I didn’t even get to the part about the sex!”
He’ll have further ammunition when he points out that the movie is “based on actual events.”
I cannot wait to watch this movie. I want whoever crafts New Sensations’ boxcover copy to write an excuse for why there is a dead hooker in my trunk.
Previously: Poignant anti-alcohol message; Workingman’s Gunn; XRCO from the outside in
See also: New Sensations
Man I thought Bree Olson and Ashlynn Brooke where the same person and very much delighted that they are not, so I can now look forward to a scene with them together.
Movie looks good but I hope their is interracial scene and not in a Sean Michael’s fuck the white girl very gentle style but a just got back from a 10 month tour MARINE way OoHRAH !!!!!!!!!
How in god’s name could anyone sit through mediocre action scenes and banal dialogue knowing that Ashlyn Brooke and Sadie West are getting the shit fucked out of them at the touch of the fast forward button?
I’ve always hated these couples movies.
You want to know what gets me hard? Ashlynn Brooke sitting on a couch, watching television. That’s how you include narrative in your porn if you are so inclined for the need for filler.
Sadie West picking out clothes.
That’s what I would want to watch in between fuck scenes. People acting like people. Maybe Ashlynn and Tommy Gunn eating breakfast, talking about what they’re going to do later. Sadie West on the phone with her mom.
There is nothing more pretentious to me than someone who wants to make porn and also wants to show you what a great filmmaker they are.
Hey, dude, no one gives a shit what kind of filmmaker you are, don’t you understand that?
I want to look at hot girls getting fucked and sucking dick and eating cum, and they don’t get any hotter than Ashlynn Brooke or Sadie West, and you mean you actually want me to sit here and look at what amounts to nothing more than outtakes from The Unit?
You mean I have to wait until I can see Ashlynn Brooke and her perfect pussy getting railed?
But that’s the reason I bought the movie.
I didn’t buy the movie to see Seth Dickens give the performance of a lifetime. As a matter of fact, I don’t give a fuck who Seth Dickens is. All I care about is whether or not Seth Dickens knows how to use his (hopefully) (big-since mine is not) dick to make it seem as if Sadie West is about to have an orgasm.
All I care about is whether or not Seth Dickens has good aim and if he can lay down his jizzstream on Sadie’s tongue in such a way that she is able to maintain eye contact.
All this other stuff, the special effects, the action choreography, really bums me out.
I don’t watch porn for that stuff.
I go to the movies for that stuff.
I watch porn so I can see girls like Jenny Hendrix get fucked Manuel Ferrara for a half hour.
Now there’s a good way to fill out two hours: Jenny sucking dick and getting rapidly doggy drilled for a half hour; Ashlynn riding Ben English reverse cowgirl; Sadie West gettinng piledrived by James Deen; Carmella Diamond have her incredibly tight teen pussy hammered by Ian Scott.
Four half hour scenes, each complete with swallowed cum shot.
To me that would be the best film of the year.
And like I said, if you want to mix things up, JUST FOLLOW THE GIRLS AROUND! I could spend a nice amount of time watching Lexi Belle do anything. Same goes with girls like Ashli Orion, Evelyn Lin, and McKenzie Miles. That’s how you turn porn into art; by focusing on the girls AS PEOPLE. God forbid.
that is why a behind the scenes featurette is so necessary for these movies, because it is a crime to think so little of consumers that a company would expect them to waste time watching their porn stars do non-sexy things. Great comment! Thank you.