Fap 5 Friday: April 3

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Gamelink.com presents the FAP FIVE WEEKLY COUNTDOWN!

Each week I check the bestsellers from Gamelink.com and write a provocative and heartrending series of blurbs for Playboy Radio. Follow along as Playboy Radio’s Lexi Stetzel delivers the week’s most popular movies as determined by Gamelink customers.

(A version of this article also appears on Gamelink’s Naked Truth)

Oooh baby! This week’s Fap 5 features some old chestnuts as well as women — some of whom are WIVES — getting nutted both ON and IN their ASSES. This is no April Fool: These are asses that you need to take seriously.

In its second week in the countdown this decade, Number Five comes all the way from the 1980s:


Gamelink Fap 5 Due to the success of Showtime’s splendid “X Rated” documentary, a movie basically out of circulation for almost 30 years vaults to our Fap 5. “Taboo 2,” Kirdy Stevens hard-hitting and risque tale of sex between people who probably shouldn’t be having sex, moves up 77 places in our countdown. Come for the truly taboo sexual encounters, but stay for the pubic hair and fun porn acting!

Number Four is a special movie in which the pop shots don’t go on the outside, but way up on the inside:


Gamelink Fap 5 The Creampie — when men come inside ladies that they love very much the way God intended — is the best way to tell if people are making love or just having sex. Here’s what it says on the boxcover: “Abella gets a hot load of cum from Ramon. August gives Jessie the fuck of his life. Alexa takes Manuel’s big cock and cum right up her ass. Cherie Deville slowly pushes out James’ huge load.” So I guess this is a love story, folks!

Our Fap 5 Threeway combines the aforementioned creampies with hotwifing. It’s the genre-straddling:


Gamelink Fap 5 Like that’s a bad thing. When you’ve got a hot wife, like Danica Dillon in this Gamelink VOD exclusive from New Sensations, sometimes you want to, you know, pimp her out a little. That is what is known as hotwifing, when you treat your wife like a box of really good cigars that you share with your friends and/or strangers. And while your wife pretends she’s doing it for you, she really thinks you’re a huge creep and just lets you think that you’re calling the shots. Either way, it’s fun for us to watch, and Danica Dillon is delicious no matter whose wife she is.

Number Two suggests a world in which on any given night there are more than a hundred transsexuals willing to babysit your child:


Gamelink Fap 5 You know what it’s like: Tough day at work, a long drive home…you don’t want to make your kids dinner and read them a story and put them to bed. That would make you a responsible parent. And, since you’re already not winning any prizes, why don’t you fuck the transsexual babysitter, too? Holy crap! Where ARE your kids??!

Finally, making its debut at Number One is one of those movies we hope were drawn from real life:


Gamelink Fap 5 This movie also wins our Fap 5 for Best Boxcover. There’s the ass-tastic AJ Applegate in the remnants of a business suit pointing her bouncy white ass right at you. Also she’s wearing glasses, so you know she’ll do all the data entry afterward. “My Anal Assistant 2” is one of those fantasy movies that you just can’t imagine happening at McDonald’s and, if it did, that would be gross.

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