Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

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(A version of this article also appears on Gamelink’s Naked Truth)

We have a complete transfusion of porn films after last week, Fap 5 fans! It’s like Keith Richards except you can maintain an erection. Too harsh? Don’t worry—he’s a fan! We’re really impressed with this week’s crop of movies from some brand new faces doing innovative things to some of our favorite people getting right back into it.

Follow along as Playboy Radio’s Lexi Stetzel delivers the week’s most popular movies as determined by Gamelink customers.

You will be forgiven for thinking Number Five is a Forrest Gump parody because of it’s cover AND because Dana Vespoli gets it right in her box of chocolates:

DANA VESPOLI’S REAL SEX DIARY 2

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It’s not hard to believe Dana Vespoli has been in the porn business for a dozen years; she hit the ground running with her wild performances back in 2003. Now a celebrated director as well as a performer, Vespoli makes both very hardcore and very personal films, whether they are scripted or, like “Real Sex Diary 2,” a version of her own enhanced reality. There’s a lot of raunchy, dirty fucking in this movie, and Vespoli is right in the gooey center of it.

Number Four is another in a genre that is proving to be catching fire:

TALES FROM THE EDGE: HOW TO TRAIN A HOTWIFE

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Hotwifing, in case you don’t know, is when a dude pimps out his wife to friends or strangers like he’s sharing the really good tequila. And the wife goes along with it because it means she can fuck other dudes and pretend she’s doing it for her husband’s benefit. Like the Make A Wish Foundation but nobody dies except the relationship, eventually. Ha ha! Just kidding. Everybody’s totally into hotwifing.

Our Fap 5 Threeway is all about the ass, and one man’s obsession with it:

MIKE ADRIANO’S CRAVING ANAL

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Just to be clear, the apostrophe in this title indicates possession. This movie belongs to and was made by Mike Adriano, a man who is totes enthusiastic about women’s asses, as are we all. But the apostrophe could just as well mean that Mike Adriano IS Craving Anal, because DUH. If you yourself weren’t craving anal before this movie, you would be after you watch what Mike does to Casey Calvert. DIRTY.

Number Two is a new twist on an old favorite. How do we integrate transsexuals into the modern family? Well:

MY DAD’S TS GIRLFRIEND

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New studio Transensual debuts with a style of porn longtime listeners of the Fap 5 are already familiar with: The Family Parody. Except this time it’s not “my hot new stepmom” or “my stepsister has a tiny vagina,” it’s a tender realization that your dad is exploring a new side of himself after the divorce and now he likes transsexuals. And what does that mean for YOU? Do YOU also like transsexuals, Timmy? Damn.

Our Top of the Faps this week brings together some seasoned pros who each love each other very much. It’s:

MANUEL FERRARA’S SCREWING WALL STREET: THE ARRANGEMENT FINDERS IPO

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Well that was a mouthful, right? But then so is Manuel Ferrara! One of our favorite porn dudes capitalizes both on Wall Street movies as well as services that pair golddiggers with wealthy gentlemen. Starring Kayden Kross and Stoya—two of my all-time favorite pornstresses—this movie is number one for a reason.

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