It is well documented—I don’t know, somewhere—that the word “panties” skeeves out many women in the same way “Clamato” turns me off. That is why I don’t think we can call “My Little Panties 4” a couples’ film.
The adorable Staci Silverstone may strike some as an even more petite Jessie Andrews. As she writhes across a big bed (the bed might be a twin, but she’s so small it looks big), we see that her black and white panties seem perfectly sized on her.
We realize that the title does not refer to women like Silverstone being too big for their panties—flesh plumping out over waistbands like biscuits—but that the women themselves are small, thus necessitating smaller garments.
So why was the movie not called “Well, Duh”?
Regardless, Silverstone masterfully keeps her panties sort of on as Ramon Nomar fucks her. When you think about the limited real estate down there, you recognize how keeping the panties on made Silverstone’s entry an even tighter fit for Nomar.
Yet he doesn’t complain once.
After a bout of masturbating doubtless brought on by the the thought of you watching, Silverstone is joined by Nomar. For a moment she draws her hand back over her panties, as if to say, “I am suddenly ashamed.”
If that is true, her shame does not last long.
Nomar coaches the thin, ribby little Silverstone throughout. Despite her coccygeal tattoo, she just looks young.
Finally the panties come off, but only to blot the semen from her neck.
Even though they are little, Staci Silverstone’s panties are super-absorbent.
Buy “My Little Panties 4” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Hot Job—Bethany St. James’s Cameltoe Wrangler; I think you know already, Arial Rose
See also: Digital Sin
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