I would call this new series “Girls of Social Media,” but that has its obsolescence built into it in much the same way that Playboy’s “Girls of Cyberspace” did back in the 1990s. Hence the alliteration and—obsolescence aside—the Latin.
As I mentioned in this week’s Bethany St. James post, some performers and their handlers feel that displaying nudity without payment is like giving away the milk for free. I say that that train has already left the goddamn station.
Most performers I know are thankful to be in a profession where their natural exhibitionism is rewarded, and Twitter allows them a chance to remind friends, fans, and potential consumers alike that their marketable parts are still out there.
These casual shots are also great because it is what the performers themselves are saying about what they find attractive (or interesting).
Here’s the newly-minted Evil Angel director and Siren of Echo Park Bobbi Starr. Follow Bobbi Starr here.
I’m not sure what I would do with myself all day long if I had boobs like April O’Neil. I’d probably make my way to a hospital, eventually, because they wouldn’t jibe with my Adam’s Apple, but I’d probably take pictures of them as a humanitarian gesture. Follow April O’Neil (who calls this photo “Hi, Internet”) here.
Whenever I see Lexi Belle I say, “you are a quarter of a century old” and she says “and you are a douchebag.” Actually neither of those things happen and she just buys me cars and jewelry and stuff. Here she is with Ash Hollywood. Follow Lexi Belle here.
Finally, there are things Kristina Rose can do that only Kristina Rose can do. Here she is with uberagent Mark Spiegler (and, in the gallery below, you can see her with her as a “Compton Blonde”). Follow Kristina Rose here, as if you don’t already.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Plenty of T’n'A in “Star Trek: TNG” porn parody; Lexi Belle—birthday suit; You can’t put a laugh track on genius—”The Facts of Life XXX”
See also: Bobbi Starr, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, April O’Neil
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So, Spiegler is picking his nose with his pinkie while wearing a Bangbus t-shirt there, right?
Amazing.
I just got done reading a bunch of April O’Neil’s tweets to my husband and we think we could jointly become very fond of her.
And I hope that jointing happens!
No half as amazing as the sauteed mushrooms I had this morning.