Did you know that Twitter is starting to get antsy about nudity and that 95 percent of Twitter-based breasts belong to Kristina Rose? Of course I kid, but according to international domain allocation administrator ICANN, “No, really, it’s Kristina Rose.”
DARRYL HANAH
First up is Darryl Hanah. While I’ve never been in a tanning bed (no tanning bed can hold me), I imagine that it’s pretty difficult to take a picture in there without getting cancer all over your camera.
Hanah appears to have propped the camera just below her breasts and aimed just south of her pubes, to create an effect that makes her look like the best possible way to get around Space Mountain.
CHARLEY CHASE
I have many prejudices, and not all of them unfavorable. For example, I have never met anyone from Kentucky I didn’t like. I happen to believe that you could take someone raised in the Commonwealth of Kentucky and drop him or her into any diverse dozen people, and that child of the Bluegrass State will walk out with 12 new friends.
Charley Chase is from Kentucky.
ASHLEY FIRES
Ashley Fires posted a question with this photo: Where do you want to put it?
Well, first we must define “it.”
- If “It” were the Space Shuttle: I would put it in the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum
- If “It” were a salad fork: I would put it to the right of the plate
- If “It” were my penis: Where wouldn’t I put it?
ASA AKIRA and SOPHIA SANTI
That Sophia Santi is cagey; she was able to flip Asa Akira around so expertly that the latter’s boob fell out without exposing her own. I recognize this as a skill, but I wonder what its other practical applications are?
LILY LABEAU
Finally, Washington’s own Lily LaBeau. I imagine it’s possible Labeau may have given this shot a couple of tries before she was satisfied with it, but I bet takes 1 through 35 were pretty great, too.
I like these self-portraits in mirrors because we’re looking at what a porn performer herself thinks is sexy. If only she had worn a sign reading “I am waiting at the other end of the 5 freeway for you, Grams. Just watch out for Oregon”; that would have been great.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Ashley Fires does; Lily Labeau, you are my airplane nose; Thank You, Charley Chase
On Twitter: Lily LaBeau, Darryl Hanah, Asa Akira, Charley Chase, Ashley Fires
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