I really enjoyed directing “The Facts of Life XXX” a few years ago and am looking forward to my next project, an adaptation of the classic John Steinbeck novel with the working title “The Gapes of Wrath: Dropping Joads.”
Here is the vivacious and enchanting Ashli Orion with a boom mic, a Canon DSLR, and Lee Bang’s widowmaker invading her personal space. You think a porn set captures intimacy? Not really.
Later Orion and I repaired to the dressing room, where I asked if she would sit in her own luggage.
“I have never felt so close to someone,” Orion did not say, rubbing around in her lingerie.
“I am your Mephistopheles, and your Laird,” I did not say.
After that, Orion plucked her own nipples as Raylene got her eyebrows plucked. It must have been like returning to the womb, as Orion and Raylene played different ages of the same character, Edna Garrett. Only I could bring such a vision to the screen.
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