FreitagFoto 8.02.13—I Think You Are A Fraud, Dr. Mayhem

I'm just going to numb the area
I’m just going to numb the area

I was visiting the old Culver City studios of Danni.com in 2006 when I happened upon this inspirational lesbian scene in a makeshift doctor’s office. The doctor, of course, is the no-nonsense Australian Monica Mayhem. Who that is trying to inflate her has been lost to the ages.

Probably because it was more than seven years ago.

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But what I did notice today—and for the first time—is that the degrees on the wall all have different names. George Reynolds has one, as does Theresa Morgan. Monica Mayhem does not have a single plaque on the wall. For all the porn stars who say they have medical degrees, I find evidence to the contrary disturbing. It ruins my innocence, a little.

Still, it reminds me of a joke.

A woman visits her gynecologist, who has her disrobe for the examination. He looks frankly between her legs for a moment and says, “I’m going to have to numb the area.”

The woman is concerned and says, “Oh no, Doctor! Will that be unpleasant?”

And the doctor puts her face between her legs, shakes it around, and says “NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM!”

(I bet you thought I was going to have the doctor be a man. It should have been a man, now that I think of it. That would have been funnier. But once God moves the hand—you go back and revise—it’s a sin!”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Daisy Marie and Ariel X from that same day

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1 Comment

  1. Looks like the doctor changed from male to female between the setup and the punchline. Best of both worlds?

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