FreitagFoto: Only You, Misty Stone

Misty Stone at Bigfoot Lodge
Misty Stone at Bigfoot Lodge

As heavy fire helicopters thunder above Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Abbatoi, Armory, Centrifuge, Salmon Hatchery, and Gastropub this weekend in the official start of California’s Wildfire Season, I think of Misty Stone—the perfect Misty Stone—who posed for this photo for me at Atwater Village’s Bigfoot Lodge.

Misty Stone at Bigfoot Lodge
Misty Stone at Bigfoot Lodge

It reminds me of a joke.

Q. Why can’t Smokey the Bear’s wife get pregnant?
A. Because every time she gets hot, he hits her with a shovel.

Misty Stone also does this thing with her clitoral hood that a lot of porn ladies do when posing. Just so you know, bass players play their instruments the same way.

Misty Stone at Bigfoot Lodge
Misty Stone at Bigfoot Lodge

For further reference, I play a very respectable Fender P-Bass made right here in California.

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1 Comment

  1. I swear, if I was any good at photoshopping, Misty would be dropping a funky bassline right about now*.

    *on the One

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