As heavy fire helicopters thunder above Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Abbatoi, Armory, Centrifuge, Salmon Hatchery, and Gastropub this weekend in the official start of California’s Wildfire Season, I think of Misty Stone—the perfect Misty Stone—who posed for this photo for me at Atwater Village’s Bigfoot Lodge.
It reminds me of a joke.
Q. Why can’t Smokey the Bear’s wife get pregnant?
A. Because every time she gets hot, he hits her with a shovel.
Misty Stone also does this thing with her clitoral hood that a lot of porn ladies do when posing. Just so you know, bass players play their instruments the same way.
For further reference, I play a very respectable Fender P-Bass made right here in California.
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I swear, if I was any good at photoshopping, Misty would be dropping a funky bassline right about now*.
*on the One