Friday fusillade of filth

As you know, I spend an hour or less on porn sets because after a certain amount of time it’s always: “Grams, let me warm up on you” or “Grams, please hold me” or (this was uncomfortable) “Grams, I can only get hard if I watch you type.”

So here are some bits and pieces from places I’ve been over the past few weeks.

On the set of Vivid’s Metrosexual (Paul Thomas, director). just like anywhere, one always defers to the person with the largest breasts (Havana Ginger wins this round, but Kimberly Franklin was Miss Congeniality).

Speaking of Miss Congeniality, Sunny Lane describes the optimum shape of the Javascript pop-up box that greets visitors to the new GramPonante.com.


“Can you make it rectangulous for me, Baby?”

“You know I can, Sunny.”

Nikki Hunter
remains aloof. “Shapes are a cage,” she said.

Here’s Brooke Banner in Sinsation Pictures‘ upcoming Tru Lies. I was there very briefly.


Here is some sample dialogue from a scene concerning a loveless marriage:

“What’s on the agenda today, Darling?”
“Same old same old. Maybe the mall. Clean the house.”


If that had been my house, the remaining dialogue would have been:

“Clean the house? I would so marry you all over again. Come here and let me fuck your face.”


Finally, Frampton gives Adam & Eve’s King Kong Dildo (review here) some scale. The t-shirt should read: What will your pussy think?

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