From the Grave, Hollie Stevens Demands You Watch “Clown Porn” Drunk

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Hollie Stevens, who died a year ago this month, posthumously endorses the outsider “Clown Porn.”

If you got a bunch of actual clowns to make a porn movie in 1985, “Clown Porn: The Parody” is the movie they’d make. A Hipster drinking game of a sex film, “Clown Porn” rides in a little car (or bus) all its own, and stands as a dirty gem of porno outsider art in the face of corporate adult content that in most cases is better shot, lit, scripted, acted, produced, and performed than this is, but just doesn’t have the heart.

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Director: Dick Chibbles
Starring: Mika Tan, Nikki Daniels, Daisy Layne, Dick Chibbles, Murrugun the Mystic, Cece LaRue, Jack Vegas, Zoey Holloway, Nick Jacobs, Vanessa Leon, Scott Piper, Janet Alfono, Britney Amber, Syren DeMer, Allison Moore, Helicopter Pete, Crash, Redd Dyver, Douche’, Thomas Sturvant, Erin Sign Language Girl, Jay Sin

“Clown Porn” is dedicated to the memory of Hollie Stevens, who died in 2012. Stevens—as a thoughtful and loving tribute featurette explains—was the “Queen of Clown Porn” and starred in the original version of this film in 2005.

The update isn’t much different, with cheesy effects and a home movie feel that is reminiscent of the output of smart kids from the D&D club in high school, but with sex and greasepaint. Fake news reports and commercials, Ron Jeremy playing harmonica, clown buddies in the shot while sex is happening, clowns actually having sex, and a different standard of quality control make it clear that this is a parody of porn movies themselves.

But if by some wild chance you view porn movies as things to jerk off to, this movie might not be for you, even though it features beloved performers like Mika Tan and Zoey Holloway. Instead, it’s the gags, as performed by director Dick Chibbles and his friends, that seem to take precedence over the sex.

The best line is something Stevens says in the tribute footage:

“You know, if you tape up my mouth I’m not going to be able to suck on your stiff little clown dick.”

I could see college students purchasing this movie and marveling at what people 10-15 years their senior are doing with their lives, and there being some real sadness over which dorm-mate gets to keep the DVD after graduation. It’s that kind of movie; it’s a movie that you’d keep, and watch again, and just wonder about the people in it.

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Independently-produced, “Clown Porn” is a movie that couldn’t have been produced any other way. With a narrator (Evil Angel director Jay Sin) who moves in and out of an English accent, the movie reminds me of the old Mondo Video productions which, like this, were all wonderfully eclectic trainwrecks.

You have to be in the right frame of mind to watch and appreciate “Clown Porn.” As Stevens herself suggests posthumously: “Do it drunk.”

Buy “Clown Porn: The Parody” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Hollie Stevens remembered on the first anniversary of her death
See also: Pulse

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