Ava Rose in Silverlake
While I don’t approve of mass media constantly conspiring to kill off Boromir, I enjoy George R.R. Martin’s “Game of Thrones” series of books and the HBO series it spawned. Herewith, then, is an utterly unrelated gallery of bathroom photos guaranteed to make you as rigid as a Qarthian Warlock Tower.
Tanner Mayes in Van Nuys
Tanner Mayes had a very clean bathroom when I interviewed her for a Hustler story.
Kelly Shibari in Downtown LA
Kelly Shibari is probably texting you in this picture, as she is a social networking expert.
Charley Chase in Studio City
The night I got this picture of Charley Chase, we made plans to watch the Kentucky Derby together. I am going to create a horse out of some semen I have lying around, and we will make that happen in three years.
Scarlett Fay in Woodland Hills
As she handed me her bra, Scarlett Fay said, “I need it back.” That is why she is a good businesswoman.
Stoya in Universal City
You’re thinking, “Stoya takes showers with her clothes on? How adorable!” Obese youth nationwide are heeding this example when bathing in public pools.
Audrey Hollander in Downtown LA
How patriotic is this picture of Audrey Hollander in a blue bathroom? And I bet that’s an American Standard toilet.
Satine Phoenix in San Francisco
If you have ever visited San Francisco, you know that the beautiful Bay City is its own toilet.
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