While I don’t approve of mass media constantly conspiring to kill off Boromir, I enjoy George R.R. Martin’s “Game of Thrones” series of books and the HBO series it spawned. Herewith, then, is an utterly unrelated gallery of bathroom photos guaranteed to make you as rigid as a Qarthian Warlock Tower.
Tanner Mayes had a very clean bathroom when I interviewed her for a Hustler story.
Kelly Shibari is probably texting you in this picture, as she is a social networking expert.
The night I got this picture of Charley Chase, we made plans to watch the Kentucky Derby together. I am going to create a horse out of some semen I have lying around, and we will make that happen in three years.
As she handed me her bra, Scarlett Fay said, “I need it back.” That is why she is a good businesswoman.
You’re thinking, “Stoya takes showers with her clothes on? How adorable!” Obese youth nationwide are heeding this example when bathing in public pools.
How patriotic is this picture of Audrey Hollander in a blue bathroom? And I bet that’s an American Standard toilet.
If you have ever visited San Francisco, you know that the beautiful Bay City is its own toilet.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: On Peeing—the NPR Porn Parody
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