(BTW,Joanna Angel wasn’t the person I called “Thongtop Juicypants” in yesterday’s post, though she did refer to something I wrote on Fleshbot as “nonsense”. I was like, “You live in Brooklyn and you won’t do a ‘Welcome Back Kotter’ porn tribute and you have the gall to call something I write nonsense?”)
Anyway, I have been watching the courtship of Angel and Lurk F-ord ever since I revealed on my site that yes, she was raised Jewish. I’m assuming he will begin a flirtation with Necro as well. I can’t believe the porn world still indulges in old-tymey religion after I erected my Scientology tent on the set of Wax Dat Black Azz (not to be confused with Wax Dat Black AZ, about racial tensions in the work release programs of Maricopa County prisons), but you people have alweays confused me.
Regardless, I cannot do anything about it; I can only morally censure. I asked Angel to create a sign exhorting Gram Ponante.com readers to find a nice Catholic girl, but instead she wrote this, so I can only assume she has lost her faith and wants to be my date to a free stress test and meal at the Celebrity Center.
I love this pic of Joanna. She reminds why of Sarah Silverman in that shot.
Keep up the great work Gram. BTW. how can I be down?
Um. . .ignore the “why” and repalce with “me.”
How to be Down
-by Gram Perninfruir Ponante
1. When people ask you a question you don’t know the answer to, say: “You’re the genius.”
2. Ask random people for the five bucks they owe you.
3. Begin conversations with, “Last night I shot a spinner across the room like a catapult.”
4. Drink Jagermeister with Red Bull, like me.
5. Be graceful and courteous when people send you naked pictures of themselves.
That’s my you are the motherloving man!