Doubtless there are people shocked and scandalized by the number and choice of adult parodies being released by the Porno-Industrial complex. Indeed, “Golden Girls XXX” director Lee Roy Myers said he has never received so many e-mails with the word “vomit” in them.
But after today’s visit to the set, situated directly east of the Van Nuys Airport (the largest general aviation field in the world), I must say that New Sensations’ time travel porn featuring gently-used actresses makes sense to me.
“The Golden Girls” was an 80’s sitcom featuring four saucy senior citizens (Bea Arthur, Rue McLanahan, Estelle Getty, and Betty White) living in a Florida retirement community. It is revered by gay men everywhere, as well as by my friend Alicia.
The New Sensations version finds Raylene, Diamond Foxxx, Rachel Love, and Julia Ann starting out as older cougars and flashing back to their younger cougar selves, where all the sex happens (including that between Raylene and Rocco Reed, above).
I am trying to think of the old man I will be, and I know that, in addition to the doomed 19-year-old administering my baths, that it will be the plump and saucy, shit-talking, sadder-but-wiser 40-year-old nurses I find attractive rather than thin, trembling, birdlike women.
So one look at Rachel Love as Estelle Getty or Raylene as Bea Arthur and I’m sold. If that is what the twilight of my life means, I want to go into it from the back
“Golden Girls XXX” will be released in late May.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Fellatio makes the heart grow fonder; What makes a MILF?
See also: New Sensations
Oh..’Fleshbacks,’ i see. Uh huh.