Goo Goblins 12

I will be taking some time off as my family increases, and so will leave you in the capable hands of Loup Perch-Tounge, who is a character created out of every self-important porn writer I have met in my lucky association with this business.

Loup puts himself in the story, uses words like “aforementioned”, and is generally a buffoon, faced with the unenviable task of treating seriously something that shouldn’t be, and then convincing himself that he should be taken seriously, too.

Loup wrote a series of stories in 2003 about fictitious porn sets he’d visited, and the positive impact he’d had thereupon. I swear on Viper that Loup is not based on anyone currently alive.

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