As you know, in addition to being America’s Beloved Porn Journalist I am the Western Hemisphere’s foremost Gordon Lightfoot biographer.
Only China’s Xiao Pang “Rainy Day Panda” Pei is ahead of me in Lightfoot research on the world stage, but his books are often suppressed.
In any case, I have been approached by publishers to pen the definitive Lightfoot tome, which I will call “Damn Right ‘You Better Take Care'” and last week embarked on a walking tour of Arizona’s Carefree Highway – the inspiration for Lightfoot’s 1974 hit of the same name – to gather valuable personal histories.
But I’m back now.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Posts tagged Bob Seger, Posts tagged Pop
See also: Gordon Lightfoot
Have you taken your pilGRAMage to the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald yet?
Tina, I’d hoped that my constant Lightfooting would coax you out of the rooms of your icewater mansion