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For example, did you know that it is the Director who dictates on what part of the pornstresses’ person the ropey volley is deposited? I felt like a slightly-less-disgusting Babe Ruth.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: A Porn Valley Odyssey: The Making of “The Facts of Life XXX“
I truly love the cover.
Then you should hear my cover of “Sundown” by Gordon Lightfoot
@Gram: I realize you’re being facetious, but it’s got to be better than the hiphop cover/sample version from a few years back.
Bought it. Do you mail these out manually?
The PDFs are sent electronically via a download link. You get the download link in an email either by noon or by 8 p.m., depending on which part of the day you ordered the book. Hope you enjoy it, and thank you for ordering!
Gotcha, I received it at noon, but my usually-accurate spam filter didn’t think it was anything I’d be interested in. Thanks!