Green Porno not Blue Velvet

Isabella Rosselini has made an instructive pornographic film about the insect world for the Sundance Channel called Green Porno, in which the whimsically batty and charming Blue Velvet and Fearless actress, former Lancome spokesmodel, and daughter of Ingrid Bergman shows you how bees do it (and other bugs, like the Praying Mantis).

At no point does she say “Hit me, Jeffrey,” (but she should).

Previously: Bedwetting Puppeteers
See also: Green Porno, Blue Velvet quotes

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3 Comments

  1. For the sake of accuracy:

    Isabella Rosselini is NOT Grace Kelly’s daughter. She’s Ingrid Bergman’s daughter. Kelly was American, Bergman was Swedish… though they were both blonde and Hitchcock’s muses.

  2. My mistake! I admit I get the two confused. At least I didn’t say she was Liza Minelli’s daughter. Thanks for writing in – so few people are brave enough to associate their IP footprint with a porn website.

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