Heavens to Nesty: Writing porn for a foreign audience

One of the publications I write for is the website of the ancient and venerable Private, headquartered in Spain. While writing a profile of the juicy and charming Nesty, I ran into some problems connecting with the audience.

First off, Nesty is from Budapest and does not speak English, so some people assume that her name is “Nasty.” Even though she does very nasty things, she maintains the same sunny disposition. So one might ask her, “Are you very nasty?” and she will say, “No, just Nesty.”

Second, I think it’s fun that her name rhymes with her demonym, or the name given to natives of a particular city. So Nesty is a Budapesti.

Because one of the first images I had of Nesty was of her being double-teamed in the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, I naturally thought a great headline would be “Take the Nesty Plunge.”

But that wouldn’t have worked. You see how hard my job is.

(At least it’s not as hard as that of the director of the Alumni department at the University of Maryland, College Park, who now realizes he has two deranged former porn performers who attended his school.)

  • See more of Nesty here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Nick Manning’s examined life; “Orgy at the Villa” and Sophie Dee’s archival breasts; Nikki Jayne makes Mancunian sound dirty
See also: Private

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