Here they come, the members of the “Gangbang Squad”

Whenever I see that freewheeling band of friends, that Gangbang Squad, out to piledrive Aurora Snow or Amber Rayne into a different state of being, I think of the mid-period B-52’s song “Deadbeat Club” and wonder: are they so different?

“We’re the wild boys walking down the street,” the B-52’s sang in their poignant 1990 paean to lost youth. “Wild boys and girls going out for a big time – any way we can.”

Maybe the B-52’s were a gay-friendly Athens, GA party band seemingly diametrically opposed to the thuggish group of men who look like extras from “The Wire,” but doesn’t “any way we can” evoke pleasant memories of “by any means necessary”?

I like to think that when the members of the Gangbang Squad are at home and at their leisure, sipping white wine and reminiscing about the day that Amber Rayne paid for her oil change and tire rotation by fucking all of them, that there is more sweet than bitter in their recollections and that – just maybe – Michael Stipe shows up at their next “big time,” just like he did for the B-52’s in the video below.

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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “American Gokkun”: Mama let me be; The Deep End of the Gangbang; Riding in the caboose of the gangbang train
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2 Comments

  1. My friend Jeremy told me that the next time I see the trailer for Mel Gibson’s new movie “Edge of Darkness,” I should imagine that everyone else in the trailer that he yells at, stabs, chokes, punches, shoots, etc. is Jewish and it becomes twice as amusing. He was right.

    Similarly, I think you’ve just added a touch of poignancy to every gangbang scene I view from here on out.

    Maybe the next time I’m watching Brandon Iron throat-fuck some young would-be starlet fresh off the bus, I’ll start playing the Pale Saints’ cover of “Kinky Love” on my iTunes for that added touch of wistfulness.

  2. JR, thank you so much for this. I was trying to contextualize “Msd Max” the other day and now I know it’s just that he was self-hating.

    Stay tuned for my “Love Shack Gangbang Bitches” or “Ida-hoes Getting My Cock Lobster in Their Own Privates.”

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