Historians weigh in on “True History of She-Male Cock”

What is the True History of She-Male Cock?

What is the True History of She-Male Cock?


Buried under the recent and more sensational stories of syphilis, runaway production, and laws threatening California’s porn performers and sex workers is the shocking revelation that everything we think we know about She-Male Cock could be wrong.

“It stands to reason that if there is a movie called ‘The True History of She-Male Cock’ that there have been false histories,” says historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, whose “No Ordinary Time: Franklin and Eleanor Roosevelt: The American Homefront During World War II” won the Pulitzer Prize in 1995.

After it was revealed that several of Jayson Blair’s She-Male Cock stories in The New York Times and much of Stephen Glass’s New Republic reportage about She-Male Cock had been fabricated or plagiarized, a commission including David McCullough, Stephem Ambrose, and Kearns Goodwin was convened in Cambridge, MA. Dubbed the “Team of Pre-Ops,” the commission uncovered numerous phoney documents pertaining to She-Male Cock, including one that had She-Male Cock visiting America and dictating scripture to Brigham Young, and another suggesting a She-Male Cock conspiracy that infiltrated the upper echelons of the world’s power structure.

“That is why only Joey Silvera was trusted with the true history of She-Male Cock,” says Ambrose. “After all, [Silvera] has chosen scenes featuring well-hung she-creatures who are particularly gifted in the dick department. Running more than three hours, this varied compilation explores every facet of their alluring sexuality, from intimate solo masturbation shows to threesomes and one-on-one sessions with dudes, biological females and each other. Adorable “real” girl Stephany Gold teams up with Latin stud Paulo Machy and fiery she-male Ana Paula Samadat in a hot three-way cluster-fuck that includes lots of nasty anal sex. Stephany even fucks her new friend with a strap-on! Young Stephany returns in a different scene, orally pleasuring Alessandra Ribeiro to a cum-shooting climax. Glamorous Mia Isabella and sultry black trannies Natalia Coxxx and Tameka each perform for Joey’s camera in separate scenes of cock-stroking self-love. Agatha Ketenllyn and Jo Garcia are fishnet-clad she-males who suck one another’s hard lady cock and spurt out gooey loads. Blonde trans goddess Paris fucks the mouth and asshole of skinny Mark Frenchy. And there’s plenty more twisted action in this seductive selection of cross-gender eroticism. The True History of She-Male Cock #2 will go down in the annals of hard-core chicks-with-dicks.”

It was later determined that Ambrose plagiarized much of his quote from the boxcover copy, but you get the idea.

McCullough, author of books on the Johnstown Flood, John Adams, and Harry Truman, says that if history is written by the victor, then a true history of She-Male Cock is inevitable.

“Time will tell if the She-Male Cock can co-exist with She-Male Boobies,” he says.

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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Casing the Sausage (Party)—the fourth annual Tranny Awards; “She-Male Police”—what happens below the waist should not be above the law
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