It was as if her agent told Jennifer Connelly that she’d have to shed some pounds if she wanted that Academy Award. So all that a young Gram had come to love in “The Hot Spot” and, yes, “The Rocketeer” had melted away to a ringwraith tautness by the time of “Hulk” and “House of Sand And Fog.”
But where were we? Oh Yes. Wicked.
And how many times have we seen Dream House Gone Wrong stories, anyway? “House of Sand And Fog” is, when you get right down to it, no different from “The Money Pit,” “Pacific Heights,” and “The Shining” in terms of homeowner horror stories.
But how many times have you seen the Wicked girls together in one movie, much less in one place? It hasn’t happened until now.
In fact, each Wicked contract performer is required to take different forms of public transportation to signings and related appearances, with Stormy Daniels and jessica drake often traveling by municipal ferry, park & ride van, or articulated natural gas vehicle. That is why each of the scenes in “House of Wicked” – including the schoolgirl abroad-themed one featuring Kirsten Price, top – is so different.
That said, I’m pulling for Mikayla Mendez to update Connelly’s role in “Labyrinth.”
I’m thinking it should be called “Labiarinth.”
- Read my review of “House of Wicked” here
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See also: Wicked
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