Hustler avoids saying "Sector 69" in "Star Trek" parody

The genius that resulted in porn’s two finest ham actors, Nick Manning and Evan Stone, being cast as Khan and Kirk, respectively, in Hustler’s “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX: What Could Paramount Possibly Gain by Suing Us?” could have run out by the time writing the script came around, but No: As you see in this trailer, the crew of the Enterprise moves fluidly from Sector 13 to 14 without anyone mentioning “Sector 69” once.

This is truly a place where no porn movie has gone before. In fact, such exacting research was done on this porn movie that it appears it is a tribute to “Where No Man Has Gone Before,” the first “Star Trek” episode that actually featured Captain Kirk.

Yes, I’m geekishly pushing my glasses up now, but it’s only because my hands are free (your mom is blowing me.)

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Arianna Huffington validates porn parodies; Does Caprica look like Zion to you?; This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX
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