Hustler commits to Vegas porn surge, Nina Hartley says I’m batting .500

Hustler has announced the deployment of no fewer than eight porn performers, from newcomers to veterans, to January’s Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. The surge is the largest 2009 commitment to date of any adult studio to the annual event.

Lisa Ann, Sunset Thomas, Roxy DeVille, Shawna Leneé, Tori Black, Madison Scott, Ryder Skye, and Brittany Amber will sign at Hustler’s booth at different times over the three days of AEE, starting January 9.

Digital Playground is only sending six girls, and I am sending two girls by mistake, having told them to pick up my dry cleaning.

Hustler Video creative director Drew Rosenfeld is adamant you read and understand the second paragraph.

“Celebrate another year with Hustler and meet Lisa Ann, Sunset, Roxy, Shawna, Tori, Madison, Ryder, and Brittany at the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo!!” he shouts.

Ryder Skye and Tori Black posed the same way below the neck, but above, Skye was coy and Black was frank.


Either that or Frank was coy and the sky was black. I can’t tell these people apart anymore.


In other Hustler news, Nina Hartley explains her turn-ons and turn-offs in Hustler’s All Sex Issue, on newsstands and under dads’ socks now.

“It’s about confidence,” Hartley says, “A sexy man has a sense of humor without being sarcastic. He’s self-aware but not an egomaniac. He can accept what I like in bed without feeling bruised.”

Damn it, Nina. Is there no room under the sun of your groovy swinging philosophy for the egomaniacal, sarcastic, and easily-bruised?

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: O the places they go; Roxy DeVille – good couches make good neighbors; Who’s Nailin’ Paylin for America; Once on this XXX Island
See also: Hustler, Adult Entertainment Expo

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