I, Goldstein – Me, I just vomit

Screw magazine founder Al Goldstein was feted at his book launch party for “I, Goldstein” in New York. Here is Al’s mission statement for the evening, as reported by Gawker:

I have not tasted pussy in a year and a half. So I’m going to ask you women out there to sit on my face and let me use your pussy as a breathing apparatus. Let me play a few musical numbers on your clit.”

What? No takers?

There is a lot of evidence pointing to the fact that if it weren’t for people like Goldstein, people like everyone in the adult industry media wouldn’t have jobs, so perhaps calling him a cancer would be harsh. I cringed nonetheless when I read that.

(As you know, a gentleman never says “clit” to a lady; he says “cock nub/epi-stinkhole”.)

See also: Team Party Crash: Al Goldstein Book Launch

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