The nice GoDaddy.com lady was Candice Michelle, not Bridget Bako, as I’d previously “reported”. Thanks to Hart Williams for letting me know gently, rather than starting a Fuck Gram thread on GFY.
Candice writes: “I was originally born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin of Panamanian and German decent.”
Sounds pretty decent to me. It’s good to see something positive came from those Nazis fleeing to South America.
And what does it mean to have been “originally born” somewhere? As opposed to conceived? Born again in Christ?
“My grandfather was not a Nazi,” Candice doesn’t write.
Ah, nuts. Making fun of models’ bios is not only unoriginal but wicked easy. I’ll stop doing it. I’m sorry you had to witness this epiphany while searching for shots of boobies and fisting. She’s probably a very nice person, despite her pogrom-throwing heritage.
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