I went back to Ohio but my titties were huge

It is a proud day in my own personal history when I can use the word “titties” twice.

The great city of Toledo is hosting the Big Bust Extravaganza at its Platinum Showgirls establishment until Thursday.

Echo Valley, Maxi Mounds, and Colt 45 will be taking the stage for nine shows.

Ms. Mounds holds the Guiness World Record for largest augmented breasts. I am just quoting the press release when I say that. Is it possible that the Guinesss outfit actually rates such things? I remember ordering the Guiness Book of World Records when I was in fourth grade. Can they get away with that? It’s probably made up, like how Gram Ponante: Porn Valley Observed holds the record for World’s First Website.

Anyway, if you live in Toledo and are finding yourself underweaned, make your way over to Telegraph Road.

Previously: Report: Breasts popular
See also: Echo Valley, Maxi Mounds

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