"If it’s your first time, you have to have sex."

My first non-sex role was executed flawlessly on the set of the forthcoming Jack’s Playground 27. As you know, when I have sex on film I perform under the name Lexington Steele, so this outing was quite a departure for me.

Let’s hope the 2257 recordskeeper at Digital Playground doesn’t pull a fast one like the Pleasure Productions guy and broadcast my identification all over the Internet. What would the James Dio family think if they knew their son Ronnie was performing – even clothed – in porn films?

I played America’s Top Porn Journalist in a scene with Roger Pipe of Rog Reviews. Craft services were excellent. The Gatorade was nicely chilled. I was also presented with a new bat with which to utterly destroy a computer monitor.