We’re talking about the Tooth Fairy on the set of Lee Roy Myers’/Tom Byron Pictures’ “A Wet Dream on Elm Street,” because talking about porn is boring.
“I got a buck,” says Anthony Rosano, who plays Freddy Krueger, and whose mask (designed by Tom Devlin of 1313FX, looks awesome. “A buck a tooth is all I got.”
“I got a buck,” says Myers, hoping no one will recall that it was a Canadian buck, and probably the antlers, too.
“My mother gave me five bucks,” says Jennifer White.
White is curled up on a couch filling out her paperwork in her underwear.
There’s a lot of things going on in the room, but not enough to distract from a few salient facts:
1. White was the type of girl then, and continues to be now, who could command higher prices
2. White was not born when the first “Nightmare On Elm Street” came out, in 1984.
3. Nor was she alive when the Patricia Arquette-starring/Dokken-theme-song-featuring “Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors” came out in 1987.
4. She could not understand how much she reminded me of the cover of 1973’s “Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.”
“I’m old,” I said, to no one there. But no one heard at all (not even the chair).
Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.
White was the most appealing thing in the otherwise-ridiculous “Slave 05” last year, and I had the impression then that she had walked onto the wrong set when she agreed to play the submissive of two filthy dudes.
“That was the only set where I cried,” she says.
But it’s different on this set. But for (and, perhaps, because of) the five dildos adorning his Freddy glove, Rosano is a gentleman, and today’s action just involves a whole lot of nudity for White and, later, a scene with Chris Johnson, a guy who appears in a lot of Wicked movies and is therefore personable and non-threatening.
My job, other than to bear silent witness by my very presence that Things Are Going to Be All Right in Porn Valley, is to talk with some people, take some pictures, and report on the craft services.
The last time I’d visited this particular studio, I’d learned how Natasha Nice got her name. Today there was much more activity and, in addition to the usual suspects who staff Myers’ movies (Production Manager Seth ‘SBeard, cinematographer DMoney Hustla, stills photographer Chad Pole, makeup artist Glenn Alfonso, production assistant/boom operator Demian Argentino, and sound man Alan Cat Magnet), there was also Devlin, who was wearing a “Phantasm” shirt and extolled the nice guy-ness of Reggie Bannister.
“I am happy to hear that,” I tell him.
Demian has brought several boxes of McDonald’s food. I am partial to foods that will kill me less quickly than nearby foods, so I choose a McChicken sandwich over a cheeseburger. I’d vowed to eat less fast food in 2011, and I’m doing pretty well, but this didn’t count because I wasn’t eating it in my car.
Rosano has already shot a scene with a woman named Giselle Leon, who has the most amazing nipples (I wrote several hundred words about them on Fleshbot recently) and so he is not being asked to summon any more ejaculate for Jennifer White; all she has to do is wake up next to him and be frightened.
“You look like Edward James Olmos!” she says (it’s in the script). “I love ‘Battlestar.'”
“Why can’t I be a burnt Brad Pitt?” Krueger cries.
But White is pretty good at summoning ejaculate. For all the non-sexiness hours on a porn set can represent, White is wearing a set of lingerie and heels that she got as gifts from her wishlist, and she looks like a 40’s pinup-gone-porno, and in fact like a bustier version of “Elm Street 3″‘s Arquette.
Arquette was about 19 when she appeared in “Elm Street 3,” and hadn’t yet reached her “True Romance” (1993) curviness. White, however, just turned 21, and her photo session with Mr. Pole was notable for how many times her various straps came loose from the sheer exhaustion of keeping her in.
“They keep popping out,” she says.
“That sure does happen,” Pole says.
After hearing that her experience on “Slave 05” was an unpleasant one, I don’t want to hear if White’s pneumatic and pale body is mistreated in this new script, so I leave on an up note, after asking White to pose as if I had just walked into the wrong hotel room.
“This OK?” she says, spreading her legs on the bed.
“I’ll leave the light on for you.”
“A Wet Dream on Elm Street” will appear later this year.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: I Didn’t Have the Budget for Anal
See also: Goodnight Media, Tom Byron, Jennifer White on Twitter
Oh, she looks fun, and I also see the vague resemblance to Patricia Arquette. BTW – I loved Dream Warriors when I was a kid – being into D&D and video games, how could I not? – but it has NOT aged well.
“Adding further insult to injury, I remember that nothing rhymes with Sabbath, but Rockin’ rhymes with Dokken.”
You make me laugh, Gram, so thank you. 🙂
Thank you for this Gram,
1) If you try to speak with Birmingham accent, ‘Mammoth’ rhymes a little bit with ‘Sabbath’.
2) Will you post your review of Giselle’s nipples here? I’d like to read that
I will see if I can get some pix from the set that I didn’t already give to Fleshbot. And wasn’t Sabbath from Birmingham? I’d look that up, but it would mean opening another window.
Someone commented on how self-referential a character Freddy was and how he was terrorized by Dokken in the video.