I try not to patronize the mainstream media, what with its “tan bodays” and all, but I am currently getting my tires rotated and am watching Britney Spears’ latest travails on television, ambulanced away from her Porn Valley house after locking herself in a bathroom with Jayden Jaymes.
I don’t know about you, but if I were in a bathroom with Jayden Jaymes I, too, would lock the door for three hours. I would let neither police nor Kevin Federline’s bodyguards in. No one says I have to share.
I don’t think this incident is a sign of Spears’ continued unraveling but instead evidence of her growing understanding of appropriate behavior.
Now if she got high and barred herself in the crapper with her kids, well…
Previously: Here’s that Jayden Jaymes
See also: Britney Spears is hospitalized after child custody dispute
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