In A Land of Plenty, It Is A Luxury to Call Tits "Small"

Do I love small tits (5) as the title says I do? While I cannot see myself at the bar with my buddies Zack and Nuge saying things like, “Bro, I LOVE small tits,” I would never hang out with someone named Nuge.

All the tits in this movie are great. I realized halfway through my crazy joyride of fast-forwarding, though, that it only matters to me that breasts are present, not what size they are.

It is nice that porn-watching can still be a journey of discovery.

I come from a time (the Past) in which there was no such thing as Big Tits or Small Tits. There were just Tits.

Not only that, but only four of the tits in this movie—shared across Gigi Rivera and Arial Rose—are what I’d consider small. Did you know that Tori Black has small tits? I didn’t, but based on her inclusion in this movie, she does.

Furthermore, as this is a compilation of scenes from movies in which “small tits” weren’t the focus, we never get the satisfaction of someone saying, “Come on my small tits.”

All that said, they’ll do in a pinch.