Like most porn movies, “Belladonna’s Cock Pigs 2” features a DVD menu with a scene montage. It’s not difficult to see what’s going on in the stylish cloud window set against a backdrop of a simple (but zippy!) drum, bass, and triangle soundtrack. There is also oinking.
Oinking because Belladonna recognizes that these women are cock pigs. It’s just obvious to everyone, so why pretend otherwise?
But for a moment this morning, as I settled in to write some reviews, I thought that a pair of hanging testicles were instead a couple of extra flappy, duggy breasts on a woman with a really tight stomach.
Just look at the picture.
It only took a moment to figure out the truth, but it made me wary of ever jerking off again, as I might think I’m with the bathtub lady from “The Shining.”
At CVS there’s this kit you can buy for $75 where you can submit your dreams and initial impressions to Freudian analysis, but I’m kind of tight this week. Come to think of it, that kit is actually for sending dog stool to a lab to find out what breed he is.
Either way, they weren’t boobs. As Freud would say, sometimes balls are just balls.
Buy “Cock Pigs 2” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: With a name like “Marcia’s Twat”…; “Bonjour, Homewreckeur!” Angell Summers; Is “The Brdays Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien vs. Predator”?
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