The news is not that Adam & Eve is helping to sponsor a pajama and lingerie party at the Palms Casino next weekend in support of the September release of Eden, but that it has chosen a location and a time that ensures the fewest possible members of the Porn Valley adult industry can attend.
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Adam & Eve will sponsor a “One Night in Eden” party on July 20, and the following night will cosponsor the sixth annual “Jimmy’s Naughty Nighty Nite” at the Palms. The press release doesn’t even say where the previous event will be held, because the company probably only wants real people to attend.
“Both nights will be attended by the cast of EDEN including Ava Rose, Evan Valentine and special guest Zero Tolerance Contact star Courtney Cummz. Also attending the event will be Adam & Eve Pictures mainstay stars Sunny Lane, Paola Rey and Memphis Monroe.”
Isn’t Memphis Monroe a Hustler mainstay star? The plot thickens.
“I am shocked,” said Bill Mullet, president of adult event planning agency {Sic}wurks, “and outraged. Outraged and shocked. The thought that the company that produced J-Ho and the ouevre of Heidi Joy Pike would not have the decency to hold an event at a San Fernando Valley taco-adjacent warehouse and not let me run it galls me.”
Eden, Adam & Eve insiders say, is “going to be bigger than Tailgunners“. The film was shot in various places in Hawaii this April and will be one of longtime and beloved contract star Carmen Luvana’s final appearances with the company.
The Daniel Dakota epic was particularly expensive, and unsponsored reports from the set verify that locations were changed at the last minute due to permit issues and that one of the intended stars had to be replaced due to gonorrhea. But as onetime Pirates co-producer Digital Playground learned with its Bora Bora by way of Leo Carillo Beach production of Island Fever 4, even the suggestion of a tropical location sells movies.
Eden was by all accounts a tough production. But there was one story of heroism: Carmen Luvana was going down on Courtney Cummz (who was flown in to replace the gonorrhea victim) and swallowed Cummz’ clitoris ring. Luvana gagged and coughed it back up. The ring was cleaned and Cummz reattached it. Never say that porn performers don’t earn their money.
“In order to launch the biggest movie in Adam & Eve Pictures history, we needed an event equal in magnitude,” said Adam & Eve sales and marketing VP Peter Reynolds of the parties that will take place when there are no adult-oriented conventions in the vicinity. “The Palms is a perfect fit.”
I applaud Adam & Eve’s decision to keep its tentpole release of 2007 untainted by the presence of those who couldn’t possibly understand its magnitude.
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They also don’t mention Carmen being at the party? Has she finally had enough of A&E’s hiring of idiots to run their production end of the business.
i’m betting they (er, we) just plain forgot to add carmen in the press release.
obviously, that’s how we roll at A&E.
pretty typical of Adam&Eve, “forget” to include their only star in a press release. top notch people running the company!…LOL
It appears that Carmen not being mentioned was just as calculated as Memphis Monroe being mantioned.
according to a&e pr people, carmen will not be attending.
my bad.
we might make strange mistakes, but hey – at least we own up and apologize.
Let it not be said that A&E doesn’t apologize. That’s very quaint and east coast of them.