People say, “Grams, that Las Vegas porn convention must be oozing with sensuality. Are people just fucking out in the open? Do the fountains run with lube?”
I am sorry to say that it is not like it used to be, when all of those things happened, when I would be greeted at Primm by harlots wearing nothing but smiles and chlamydia.
That is why Moxxie Maddron was a breath of fresh air this year. Here she is with a potted plant at the Erotic Heritage Museum. And I say: That plant is a lucky bastard.
While everyone else in Vegas felt compelled to dress like they were Scarlet O’Hara or on their way out for iced coffee, there was no doubt about what Moxxie was up to.
Lucky bastard plant.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Extreme Holly’s Extreme Perspective; Slave 01
See also: Moxxie Maddron, Erotic Heritage Museum
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