Intrigue at the XRCO measures who still cares about adult awards

Hillary Scott in 2006

An attempted coup was mounted and derailed last week at the X-Rated Critics’ Organization (XRCO), providing a glimmer of hope to porn personnel who think adult awards matter.

In a series of not-for-publication emails, longtime XRCO member Steve Nelson suggested that XRCO president “Dirty Bob” Krotts be replaced for mismanagement and lack of transparency in voting. Krotts denied some charges and deflected others, claiming that “if the XRCO Awards were any more transparent, the winners would know beforehand.”

What? You haven’t heard of the XRCO Awards?

If you count New York’s EROS Awards back in 1975, as well as the AVNs, XRCOs, XBiz Awards, Urban X Awards, Temptation Awards, and a handful of honors handed out yearly by websites like mine (and let’s not forget the Fleshbot Awards), adult performers have been recognized for five decades.

But, unlike an Academy Award or even a Grammy, an adult award does not translate into sales.

“We’ll occasionally put a sticker on the box if we win an AVN Award,” says the national sales director of a major studio, “but it doesn’t sell any more movies.”

So why have awards?

“It makes people feel good about themselves,” he says.

The XRCOs, suggests Nelson in a piece critical of last year’s show, are “a tie to the past.” But he also takes issue with the fact that Krotts runs the organization “from thousands of miles away” in Dayton.

Founded in 1984 by the late porn reviewer and director Jim Holliday and the extant Bill Margold, the XRCO was and remains the most democratic of all the award shows. A dozen or so reviewers (I am one of them when I remember to vote) nominate and vote in a manageable list of categories, winners are tabulated by Krotts, plaques are engraved, and the awards are presented in a colossal clusterfuck of a show each spring in Los Angeles.

Aside from Krotts’ involvement, the XRCO Awards have been dependably a clusterfuck for 27 years, and will doubtless be a clusterfuck on April 12 for the celebration of Year 28.

The difference between the clusterfuck of the XRCOs and the AVNs is that the AVN Awards fail on a much grander scale and have never shaken the stigma of being rigged.

Why are all adult award shows—even this year’s XBiz Awards, which was the best of a bad group—still nestled comfortably in the Clusterfuck Spectrum?

Because they don’t matter to the people who actually buy movies, and because if porn personnel actually felt they deserved better, they’d be in some other business. Ridiculously mismanaged award shows are the comfort food of the porn industry.

Nelson makes great points that there should be better accountability of guest lists to this “industry only” event and that someone should know where the red carpet is. But that’s just Porn. This is an industry that has learned to keep meticulous 2257 records of real ages, real names, and STD test results; if you want to keep track of who has the red carpet, just threaten the red carpet with external regulation.

I am of the opinion that it is good the XRCO is run from thousands of miles away, because no one I know in Los Angeles County actually buys porn or cares about porn performers, despite their contributions to the culture, the dress code, and the tax base. It is when you go to Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Florida, Louisiana, Texas, Ohio—places where a Belladonna sighting is like the Virgin Mary appearing on a bagel—that you meet the true porn fans.

There are a number of contradictions in porn that apply to last week’s kerfuffle.

  • By and large, Porn is made on the backs of 19-year-old girls but is curated by middle-aged men.
  • The people who know and appreciate porn’s history are aging, and the people who don’t know porn’s history are not buying DVDs.
  • The people who buy porn do not live in the places it is made.

Social networking has kept the savvy porn star from becoming the faceless collection of tabs and slots that much porn—at least the kind that sells—conspire to make her. But even her fans don’t care if she has won an adult award.

“But I do,” one recent recipient of XRCO’s “Orgasmic Analist” award recently told me. “It says that people who know that getting fucked in the ass is hard work respect the effort.”

You cannot argue with that.

The intrigue of last week (Krotts admitted to and resolved the most damning charge, that he had accepted money from Stuart Lawley’s .XXX; he says he returned it) was sad, but it does prove that people still care—even it’s only the people giving out and getting the awards.

I look forward to this year’s XRCO Awards, as I always do, because I can meet old friends who are getting older every day, even as I and all the Orgasmic Oralists and Analists stay the same age.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: But it’s our clusterfuck; Why .XXX is a shameful choice
See also: XRCO

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  1. Gram,…damn good piece. The red carpet line was not only EPIC!!, but astutely dead-on. One thing that you can add to the ‘why do porntars and their ilk even care about awards whenever it really does NOTHING for them or their income?’, is; because if someone is gonna win, it might as well be ME!, also pertains.
    XRCO is also the only place that will actually allow me onstage to receive A-wards/accolades for my friends movies (that I of course help make, to a large degree even sometimes) whenever he decides to not attend. Which is EVERY year. There’s no mistake why Mike prefers Costa Rica over Hollywood & Highland each spring.
    I think it could be the Swan-Song for XRCO in 2012,…please keep that in mind because if it ever does switch hands, nobody out here will ever care enough to put in the work to pull it off the way Dirty Bob does,….
    See you next thursday,..hopefully. Regards, ~ T.Von Swine.

  2. I disagree regarding the statement about porn fans not caring about awards. Many fans are quite vocal about who should win and get all pissed off when their flavor of the month performer loses to someone else. This cuts across all genres, has happened every year since the advent of awards (regardless of ties to a formal show), and shows no sign of abating.

    Whether it impacts sales or not, all the major companies seek such awards too. Maybe it validates that they are on the right track, perhaps it’s for bragging rights (ego), or maybe it is just for the feel good aspects mentioned but I have seen time and again where performers, directors, and others involved in the process get miffed should they lose. Those that win, some of whom spend considerable time stating to the world that they don’t care, then go around strutting and beaming for weeks when they win.

    This year, the AVN awards were taken to task by a small group of guys because they did not care for who won the TS award, most of the guys in question up for the same awards (wield a natural born cock=”guys” no matter what the small Pronoun Posse wants us to believe). XBiz fielded complaints over some of their nominations that mystified even the most jaded in the industry, even a few of the smaller shows proved the point that some awards mean more than others where they awarded all their major awards to themselves and clients.

    Any of them could stand improvement though, from the shows themselves to the way nominations are handled to who actually wins and why. Given the manner in which the industry continues to implode, I openly wonder if such changes will taken place. For XRCO, why should Bob have to fork over the money needed when advertisers don’t cover costs? I tend to agree that some distance is a good thing to reduce direct influence peddling too.

  3. I think that award shows and the XRCO Awards in particular provide a great excuse to get out of your office or your home and have a really fun night in Hollywood. Even a clusterfuck event as some call it can be fun but I imagine it is harder than it looks to put on a smooth show. Beautiful girls, booze, industry friends and some heart-shaped trophies make it one of the best nights of the year for me. I have always enjoyed the XRCO and their award show and look forward to cabbing it back home after somebody wins something.

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