It’s always Fashion Week at Rick’s Cabaret

While Fashion Week is over in New York, it’s important to remember that combination strip club/steakhouses like Rick’s Cabaret on West 33rd Street prefer their runway walkers meatier than Isaac Mizrahi might.

Imagine the stripper pole like a skewer and the dancers like kebabs moving up and down them. At the end of the skewer? Your lap. $50 Surf’n’Turf Wednesdays!

Strip club sharpie Joe Diamond offers some perspective:

Fashion Week Ends: Breast and Ass Men Say Good Riddance

After a week of media obsession with stick-figure runway mannequins, we thought it would be a good idea to return the spotlight to where it belongs: on uber-breasted, curvaceous young ladies who are the true stuff of men’s fantasies.

Of course, Rick’s Cabaret New York appreciates diversity, and the dancers range from perky A cups to mouth-watering Double Ds. In fact some of the Rick’s Cabaret Girls walked the runway this week at Bryant Park. (The designers don’t know about their ‘double life.’)

Many Rick’s Cabaret Girls, however, are not the runway type, and they couldn’t be happier about it.

“I’m proud of my big boobs,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alondra (34D-25-36). “They look great in lingerie, a bikini, a T-shirt … or just hanging out on their own.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Margo (34C-24-34) said she loved some of the collections on display at Fashion Week. “But I’d never want to lose my ass just to fit into one of those outfits. Firm butts never go out of style.”

“I can do things on a pole that they could never do on a runway,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Maya (32C-24-33). “Trust me, the pole’s a lot more fun.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Thank you, Charley Chase; Mackenzie Pierce and Jesse Capelli bring nipples back to Jumbo’s; Katsuni: Let them eat me
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