Pioneering porn web presence/stomping enthusiast Jacklyn Lick is having a fire sale.
If you are the type of person who likes to own other people’s used pantyhose (there is never, ever any judgment here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Buffet, Flume Ride, Topiary, and Massage Parlor) (you sicko), look no farther than Ms. Lick’s auction clearinghouse on eSTARBIDS, at which you can buy autographed magazines for next to nothing as well as, for some reason, Jewel D’Nyle’s vibrator.
You can also bid on a vacation with Lick for a considerably higher amount of cash, but maybe if you buy some hose she’ll cut you a deal (or rip you a new one).
Previously: “You treat objects like women, man.”
See also: Jacklyn Lick; Lick’s auction site
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