Where American porn tends to use the sound of lawnmowers outside the filming location as a prop, the Europeans (in this case, Cindy Dollar in a scene from Viv Thomas’ “Members Only 5”) often employ liquor cabinets.
“A well-stocked bar is a sign of wealth and attracts naked women,” said Jean-Claude Parallelogramme, a spokesman for Europe (not the band).
The fetishist will note the presence of a Jagermeister bottle alongside other upscale liquors, whereas American plutocrats often consider Jagermeister suitable only for red-faced yahoos on Spring Break. We shall overcome. Nicki Hunter will help me change that.
Previously: Girls, Girls, Golf; Playboy’s mounting Canadians
See also: Viv Thomas
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