Anyone who has ever attended an adult awards show knows that there is no possible way for them to be improved. When one looks up “perfection” in the dictionary, one is greeted with an image of Max Hardcore’s dates to the AVN Awards.
But that’s not a Japanese dictionary. Because the Land of the Rising Sun one-upped the Porno-American community by adding contests, direct address of deities, and the only category that really matters in last month’s Sky PerfecTV! Adult Broadcasting Awards.
Adult Video (AV) performer Kirara Asuka won the coveted Best Actress trophy just one year after her debut in Miracle Bust.
And, using the combined Japanese virtues of prayer and mathematics, 40-year-old Chisato Shoda won the Most Appearances award.
Most Appearances. There is no better gauge of popularity and hard work than that.
The Sky PerfecTV! Awards also featured an end-of-show panty toss (the Japanese love their panties) as well as contests during the show.
Perhaps if there were panty-tosses and contests at American porn awards, people would pay more attention, and people receiving lifetime achievement awards might stick around to collect them.
I know nothing about the Japanese porn market other than what I’ve learned from Third World Media and Daikichi Amano, so I would dearly love to attend this awards show next year, held in Tokyo’s Love Hotel district.
More than anything I’d like to find out if the panties already had tentacle holes in them.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: What I learned from hentai
See also: Sky Perfect TV; Kirara Asuka ascends to Best Actress
Does this mean you’re finally done with my Amano video???