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Jayden Jaymes Porno Party 12/10: As if the birth of Christ wasn’t awesome enough

ivanjjparty2Jayden Jaymes (seen here as an avocado in the movie “Star Trix”) joins wandering Russian porn director Ivan and dozens of other pornstresses for tonight’s “This Ain’t Not Another XXXmas Porno Party,” a benefit for impoverished tots’ charities held at Studio City’s Clear Lounge at 11916 Ventura Blvd.

Attendees must bring a wrapped toy (not a sex toy) and a canned food item (not edible lube) for admission to the party, which will also feature Charley Chase, Elena Heiress, Avy Scott, Kristina Rose, London Keyes, Natasha Nice, Nikki Sexx, Shyla Styles, and Vannah Sterling.

ivanjjpartyIt sounds like a great night for a good cause. Cans for cans! I’ll be there, too – it’s fun to talk about poverty in a room that smells like strippers’ melon body spray and vodka.

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See also: Ivan, Jayden Jaymes, This Ain’t Not Another XXXmas Porno Party (I can’t believe this domain name wasn’t already taken)

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