Today is the birthday of one of this site’s biggest fans, who happens also to deliver your mail.
“Don’t piss off the mailman,” this long-time reader warns. “He knows when you’ve been bad or good.”
Jesse Jane was kind enough to improvise this special birthday message, which can be shared with all the hardworking members of the U.S. Postal Service.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Neither rain, nor snow, nor Flower Tucci squirting all over Sasha Grey’s face
See also: Jesse Jane
Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist
